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Professor’s lab notes, final entry. Time has been frozen for an unknown length of time.

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With no time to lose, I began tunneling through time in search of Fry and Lila, only to find

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them suffering from a case of extreme old. Horrified, I offered to reset the universe

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to the instant before time stopped. They could be young once more. Still grotesquely ugly,

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but young.

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What do you say? Want to go around again?

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I do.

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Did someone switch the universe off and on?

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It feels like we got rebooted.

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Ah, why is my beer stale?

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I’m sharing backwash with Rarolans.

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Well, whatever happens, the important thing is, it will never, ever happen again.

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Robots?

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I’m just yanking your ass. We’re back, baby.

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Good news, everyone.

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My new wrinkle cream has arrived.

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Also, we seem to have survived a massive disruption in the flow of time. Did we get older? Younger?

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Science holds no answers.

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Does science know what year it is? Science knows everything. Let’s check the atomic calendar.

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Hermes, move that espresso maker out of the way of the atomic calendar.

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Good lord. It’s the year 3023.

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Finally, I thought he’d never stop yammering.

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Oh, I’ve only just begun yammering.

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I shall now expound on the science of explosive botulism.

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Have I really spent 23 years in the future?

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We call it the present, but whatever.

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23 years, and I’ve achieved nothing. Nothing.

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It’s really sad if you think about it.

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Yeah, laugh all you want, but I’ve wasted enough of my life. It’s time I set myself a goal.

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Stop it!

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But he said laugh all you want.

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I don’t care. If Fry wants to set a goal for himself, we should support him, not point and laugh.

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Oh, right. I forgot the point.

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Life’s goal. Life’s goal.

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Have you considered donating your legs to the Legless?

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Or destroying documents for the Shredderless?

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Let’s leave this up to Fry. He just needs a little peace and quiet.

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Not on my watch.

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That’s it. I’ve got my goal.

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And so quickly. What is it?

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J. Philip I. Fry. I mean, I. Philip J. Fry.

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Hereby pledge to watch every TV show ever made.

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I don’t know, meatbag. There’s a mighty deep diaper of content out there.

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I diapers for breakfast. It’ll take a lot of sinning.

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But with the world’s fourth most popular streaming service, I can do it.

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I’m subscribing to Fulu.

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Leela, aren’t you going to stop this?

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I should, but I don’t want to crush his dreams.

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Hermes, can you crush his dreams?

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Oh, no. You’re not fobbing that girlfriend duty off on me.

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A lifetime of laziness gives me a huge head start.

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Watched it. Watched it. Hate watched it. Hate watched it twice.

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Kiff has a single friend. His name is Zab.

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Stop. I said I would support Fry’s dumb goal and I will.

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I say go for it.

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Thanks, Leela.

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Oh, the scary mirror. That sounds scary.

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You’re entering a show that is slightly different from previous, very similar shows.

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What was once a creepy story about a book is now about an e-reader that’s too greasy to hold.

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That one with the phone call from the devil.

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Now it’s a FaceTime call from the devil.

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The devil part didn’t change.

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Prepare to see your unflattering reflection in the scary mirror.

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Hey, Sneery, get off your fat squiggle and make me a dinner reservation at Impassable Burger

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and check the price of my NFTs because I’m an important tech guy.

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Reservation confirmed. NFTs worthless.

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What? You should have told me to sell them. Any idiot could do your job.

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What the hell, Sneery?

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From now on, I’ll be asking the stupid questions such as,

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what’s the weather right outside my damn window?

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And, um, how does a steering wheel work?

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Wow, whatever just happened really makes you think.

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It sure do. TV, dumb it down for me.

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What is the deal with non-binary robots?

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Wow, PC crowd.

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Without Frey’s interruptions, efficiency is up 32%

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Well, my butt’s numb and my remote hand is dead,

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but all I have left is the final season of all my circuits.

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Which one?

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I don’t know.

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I don’t know.

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I don’t know.

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I don’t know.

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I don’t know.

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My butt’s numb and my remote hand is dead,

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but all I have left is the final season of all my circuits.

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Which final season?

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They got canceled like three or four times.

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Loserama.

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The final, final season.

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From ten years ago.

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I wonder how many episodes were in it.

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12? No, 13,020.

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13,020?

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But, but, I’ll never make it.

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I’m sorry, Leela.

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I’ll never be able to watch enough TV to make you proud of me.

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It might actually be possible, but no.

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What? What is it?

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It’s risky, but we have a technology now

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that allows you to watch all the episodes in one continuous stretch.

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We call it binging.

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No, no!

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What?

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Sounds great.

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I’ll do it.

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You don’t understand, Frey.

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Binging doesn’t mean what it did in your day.

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Drinking two six packs and barfing in my mom’s jewelry box?

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Ew, no.

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It means strapping into these binging goggles

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that drill directly into your brain.

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Frey, don’t be the idiot you are.

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Before you go jabbing into your visual cortex,

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I implore you to…

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Ow, my cortex!

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I maintain that this is a catastrophically boneheaded idea,

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but if you’re going to binge, you’ll need a stillsuit.

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Why is it called a stillsuit?

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Because you’ll be sitting perfectly still,

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and I can’t have you soiling my binge-a-lounger.

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Engage hoses!

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I’m not entirely sure which is the air hose

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and which is the waste hose,

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but live and learn.

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Farewell, Leela, and always remember.

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All My Circuits is brought to you by

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Honey Bunches of Springs.

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Everybody loves Honey Bunches of Springs.

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Accept humans fatal for humans.

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Calculon, but you weren’t due back

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from the time travel convention until…

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Yesterday?

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He’s been streaming for months without a single break.

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No wonder you find him so attractive.

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The waste buckets indicate strong bowel function.

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Now, let’s see how his brain is holding up

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to this sensory assault.

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Oh, dear.

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Is that the TV signal or Fry’s brain waves?

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Both!

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Fry’s feeble mind has been overpowered by the binge.

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He’s losing touch with reality.

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It’s true.

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He’s not responding to any of the sounds or smells I’m making.

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As long as Fry doesn’t run out of episodes,

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he’ll be okay.

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But if he reaches the end of the series,

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God forbid, his consciousness will be severed.

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Much as this hedge clipper severs Leela’s ponytail.

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Hey!

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Oh, boo-hoo.

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It’s a metaphor.

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Don’t take it literally.

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But Fry will become a vegetable.

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Yum.

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I mean, side dishes.

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Yum.

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I mean, sad.

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This is all my fault.

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Actually, it’s mostly Fry’s fault,

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but it’s a little my fault.

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We have to find some way to extricate Fry

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from Thulu’s iron grip.

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I’ll put on my thinking cap.

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There’s not much time.

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He’s almost out of episodes of all my circuits.

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Maybe they’ll drop a new season.

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Now, fat chance, sweatpants.

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You got canceled ten years ago.

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TV shows don’t come back after that.

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No way.

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Not on broadcast or cable.

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What about Thulu?

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They’ll bring back any old crap.

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Good thinking.

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Maybe we can get them to reboot it as a streaming series.

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We’ll start a fan campaign

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with letters and a viral hashtag.

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That’s a recipe for failure.

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Let’s go punch somebody.

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Have a good one.

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Tell us why you think you can punch your way

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into the Thulu executive suite.

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And if we can validate your parking…

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All right.

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Here’s our pitch.

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Remember that show, All My Circuits?

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The one that got canceled three times?

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Exactly.

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New episodes of that.

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That’s our pitch.

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Conferencing.

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I’m going to have to say…

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Hard.

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Pass.

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All My Circuits reruns have a devoted robot fan base,

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but they rarely buy anything from our advertisers.

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Correction.

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New data indicates a sudden uptick

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in buying by viewers.

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Correction.

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One viewer.

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Sweet Chuck Finneson of Tuck Ministon.

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Fry ordered all this junk.

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Robot cereal.

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Robot noodles.

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Robot oil.

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Oh, wait.

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That’s mine.

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What do you say?

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How about picking up All My Circuits for 20 episodes?

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With an option for 20 more.

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Maybe a movie.

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Hmm.

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Against my better judgment programming,

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I’m going to green light the project.

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Woo-hoo!

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Points on the back end!

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Now, there’s one teensy hitch.

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You know the star of the show?

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Calculon?

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He’s dead.

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Everything is negotiable.

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Well, yes, you can have him.

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Plus 10.

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And if he dies again, no backsies.

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Hey, Calculon!

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Yes?

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You want it on set?

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Oh, glorious rapture.

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To return to the drape and proscenium once more.

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Will you shut up and get into the resurrection cannon?

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All right, it’s great to be back.

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Truly humbled, all the usual crap.

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Get everyone places.

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Where is my assistant?

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I need help finding my mark.

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I’m Mark.

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More coffee, Mr. Calculon?

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Yes, I do need to expel more coffee.

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Professor to Hollywood, come in, Hollywood.

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Talk to me.

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How many episodes does Fry have left?

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Two, and one of them is a clip show.

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But that means…

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Indeed, if you don’t crank out new episodes quickly,

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Fry will be dead by lunch.

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I’m having ham salad.

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But this is impossible.

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To keep him from running out,

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we’ll need to produce an hour-long episode every hour.

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Non-stop.

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Forever.

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If law and order can do it, so can you.

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Professor out.

257
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Where am I? Where was I?

258
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Monique, my love, will you be my…

259
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Cut! Next episode action!

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Plumber?

261
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Fry, better not be putting this robot junk on the corporate credit card.

262
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That’s exclusively for my one-man business dinners.

263
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Hermes, quit your low stakes embezzling and look at this.

264
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Fry is now streaming at double speed.

265
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I’ll mirror his view on the TV.

266
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Oh, how I love the illicit thrill of cheating on my husband

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with an actual flesh-and-blood human.

268
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A filthy, filthy human, so squishy and gooey.

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You’re like a sexy water balloon.

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The thrill is all mine, Monique.

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I’ve never been on a swan boat before.

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Calculon, Monique, how could you?

273
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The very person I’ve been cheating on you with.

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Calculon, how could you?

275
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And with human friend, the very person I’ve been cheating on you with.

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Calculon.

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Monique, how could you?

278
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Enough. We’re stuck in a loop.

279
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I just hope we can come to some agreement

280
00:15:02,800 —> 00:15:04,800
and that this boat can hold six tons of steel.

281
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He’s streaming at double speed?

282
00:15:10,800 —> 00:15:12,800
Why not just slow it down?

283
00:15:12,800 —> 00:15:16,800
Because Fry’s brain is in a very precarious binge state.

284
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Any change, even refilling the Dorito bowl could kill him.

285
00:15:20,800 —> 00:15:21,800
Oh, no.

286
00:15:21,800 —> 00:15:23,800
You’ve got to make episodes faster.

287
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Faster!

288
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We’re already making an hour-long show every hour.

289
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That’s the fastest it can be done.

290
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Nonsense, Leela. Why?

291
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I am the spokesman for fast-acting.

292
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You’re the spokesman for fast-acting hemorrhoid cream.

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Your point?

294
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I have none.

295
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A robot actor of my caliber can act at speeds far beyond

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what even the greatest human actors can achieve.

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To be or not to be, that is the question.

298
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Whether it’s just nobler in the mind to suffer

299
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the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

300
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the stick-on the gets the see-froze,

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the see-froze, the see-froze,

302
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the see-froze, the see-froze,

303
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the see-froze, the see-froze,

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the see-froze, the see-froze.

305
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Oh, no.

306
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You missed a line.

307
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Can you direct at double speed?

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I don’t know.

309
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Can you pay at double scale?

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It’s not my money.

311
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Just yell, action.

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Really, really fake.

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Action!

314
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Calculon, I’ve come to tell you that…

315
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Cut!

316
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What happened?

317
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The script page is stopped uploading.

318
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It’s those damned lazy writers.

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Can’t even manage to write an hour-long episode

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every 15 minutes.

321
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I died doing what I hated.

322
00:16:26,640 —> 00:16:28,040
Can’t you just ad-lib?

323
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Asking an actor to ad-lib is like asking a guy to…

324
00:16:32,880 —> 00:16:33,880
five.

325
00:16:33,880 —> 00:16:35,480
So I’ll just write the scripts.

326
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Any idiot can be a TV writer.

327
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Many are.

328
00:16:38,880 —> 00:16:40,180
How hard can it be?

329
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I love you, Caculon.

330
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Let’s do it, baby.

331
00:16:43,080 —> 00:16:44,280
Bend it, it’s great.

332
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And fade to black.

333
00:16:45,660 —> 00:16:46,660
You’re hired.

334
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Hello, Writer’s Guild.

335
00:16:48,820 —> 00:16:51,820
I’m afraid he’ll never calculate again,

336
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or he’ll do so inaccurately.

337
00:16:52,820 —> 00:16:53,820
Let’s do it, baby.

338
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Bender is great.

339
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Cut!

340
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Okay, reset for scene 31,652B.

341
00:16:58,820 —> 00:16:59,820
Whoops!

342
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Yay!

343
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Was that heart attack part of the script?

344
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No, but leave it in.

345
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It’s hilarious.

346
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Fry’s life is on the line.

347
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It’s all up to me as executive producer.

348
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Action!

349
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I mean…

350
00:17:21,820 —> 00:17:22,820
Action!

351
00:17:22,820 —> 00:17:24,820
Modern funnier!

352
00:17:24,820 —> 00:17:25,820
Smile faster!

353
00:17:25,820 —> 00:17:26,820
And better!

354
00:17:26,820 —> 00:17:27,820
Less nuance!

355
00:17:27,820 —> 00:17:28,820
That was terrible!

356
00:17:28,820 —> 00:17:29,820
Next scene!

357
00:17:29,820 —> 00:17:30,820
Action!

358
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Cut!

359
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Action!

360
00:17:32,820 —> 00:17:33,820
I mean, cut!

361
00:17:33,820 —> 00:17:34,820
Action!

362
00:17:34,820 —> 00:17:36,820
And cut!

363
00:17:41,820 —> 00:17:43,820
Wow, great writing, everyone.

364
00:17:43,820 —> 00:17:45,820
That’s a wrap!

365
00:17:45,820 —> 00:17:47,820
What exactly happened in that episode?

366
00:17:47,820 —> 00:17:49,820
I won an Emmy.

367
00:17:49,820 —> 00:17:50,820
That’s what?

368
00:17:50,820 —> 00:17:51,820
Okay, everyone.

369
00:17:51,820 —> 00:17:52,820
Take five.

370
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Seconds.

371
00:17:53,820 —> 00:17:54,820
Next episode!

372
00:17:54,820 —> 00:17:55,820
Hang on, Leela.

373
00:17:55,820 —> 00:18:02,820
I think the executive bots have some constructive notes.

374
00:18:02,820 —> 00:18:05,820
This is very hard for me to say, Leela.

375
00:18:05,820 —> 00:18:06,820
So he’ll say it.

376
00:18:06,820 —> 00:18:08,820
We love everything about this show.

377
00:18:08,820 —> 00:18:09,820
It’s not working at all.

378
00:18:09,820 —> 00:18:11,820
You’re cancelled.

379
00:18:11,820 —> 00:18:14,820
You’ll always be an important part

380
00:18:14,820 —> 00:18:16,820
of the Fulu family.

381
00:18:16,820 —> 00:18:17,820
Get out!

382
00:18:17,820 —> 00:18:19,820
But our friend Frye…

383
00:18:19,820 —> 00:18:21,820
He’s just gonna die.

384
00:18:21,820 —> 00:18:23,820
Strike the set!

385
00:18:34,820 —> 00:18:35,820
Out of this show,

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00:18:35,820 —> 00:18:37,820
get cancelled this many times

387
00:18:37,820 —> 00:18:39,820
by this many networks.

388
00:18:40,820 —> 00:18:41,820
Bad news, professor.

389
00:18:41,820 —> 00:18:43,820
They won’t let us make any more episodes.

390
00:18:43,820 —> 00:18:45,820
That is bad news,

391
00:18:45,820 —> 00:18:48,820
especially since I have good news.

392
00:18:48,820 —> 00:18:51,820
Kidnap the actors and get back here at once.

393
00:18:54,820 —> 00:18:57,820
Frye is down to the very last episode,

394
00:18:57,820 —> 00:18:59,820
but he still has one slim hope.

395
00:18:59,820 —> 00:19:02,820
We’ve got to gradually shift his focus

396
00:19:02,820 —> 00:19:05,820
from the streaming world back to the real world.

397
00:19:05,820 —> 00:19:06,820
Is that safe?

398
00:19:06,820 —> 00:19:07,820
God, no.

399
00:19:07,820 —> 00:19:10,820
While he watches the finale on Fulu,

400
00:19:10,820 —> 00:19:14,820
you’ll simultaneously perform it live in front of him.

401
00:19:14,820 —> 00:19:17,820
You’re asking me to perform a second take?

402
00:19:17,820 —> 00:19:18,820
No, no.

403
00:19:18,820 —> 00:19:20,820
Think of it as live theater

404
00:19:20,820 —> 00:19:22,820
for one unconscious audience member.

405
00:19:22,820 —> 00:19:24,820
Ah, like the Milwaukee Shakespeare Festival.

406
00:19:24,820 —> 00:19:26,820
Exactly.

407
00:19:26,820 —> 00:19:28,820
And action.

408
00:19:33,820 —> 00:19:38,820
Easing Frye back to normal viewing speed.

409
00:19:41,820 —> 00:19:43,820
Now, we’ll gradually decrease

410
00:19:43,820 —> 00:19:46,820
the opacity of his binging goggles.

411
00:19:46,820 —> 00:19:48,820
Gently.

412
00:19:48,820 —> 00:19:50,820
Gently.

413
00:19:53,820 —> 00:19:54,820
Monique.

414
00:19:54,820 —> 00:19:55,820
Moxie.

415
00:19:55,820 —> 00:19:57,820
The feelings between each distinct subset

416
00:19:57,820 —> 00:20:00,820
of two of us are too intense to bear.

417
00:20:00,820 —> 00:20:02,820
We find ourselves the vertices

418
00:20:02,820 —> 00:20:04,820
of a classic love triangle.

419
00:20:04,820 —> 00:20:06,820
It’s a three-variable equation

420
00:20:06,820 —> 00:20:08,820
with only one solution.

421
00:20:08,820 —> 00:20:11,820
X equals suicide.

422
00:20:16,820 —> 00:20:20,820
Does this love triangle have room for one more vertex?

423
00:20:20,820 —> 00:20:21,820
Technically, yes.

424
00:20:21,820 —> 00:20:24,820
Though it would then constitute a love tetrahedron.

425
00:20:24,820 —> 00:20:26,820
Allow me to illustrate with a model.

426
00:20:30,820 —> 00:20:35,820
Bringing Frye back to reality in three, two…

427
00:20:35,820 —> 00:20:37,820
Hey, where’d I put my cigar?

428
00:20:39,820 —> 00:20:41,820
Found it!

429
00:20:45,820 —> 00:20:48,820
Thank you, Milwaukee.

430
00:20:53,820 —> 00:20:54,820
Whoa, whoa!

431
00:20:54,820 —> 00:20:56,820
Somebody other than me do something!

432
00:20:56,820 —> 00:20:58,820
I’ll put out the fire!

433
00:20:58,820 —> 00:20:59,820
No!

434
00:20:59,820 —> 00:21:01,820
That’s butt-reussing!

435
00:21:09,820 —> 00:21:10,820
Oops.

436
00:21:10,820 —> 00:21:12,820
He’s dead!

437
00:21:12,820 —> 00:21:15,820
I killed him by encouraging his hopes and dreams.

438
00:21:15,820 —> 00:21:18,820
How could I have been so stupid?

439
00:21:21,820 —> 00:21:22,820
What up?

440
00:21:26,820 —> 00:21:28,820
I’m afraid I have bad news, Frye.

441
00:21:28,820 —> 00:21:29,820
You’re dead.

442
00:21:29,820 —> 00:21:30,820
I am?

443
00:21:30,820 —> 00:21:31,820
Frye!

444
00:21:31,820 —> 00:21:33,820
You weren’t in the suit?

445
00:21:33,820 —> 00:21:36,820
What? No, I got out of that thing like two days ago.

446
00:21:36,820 —> 00:21:38,820
I decided to catch up on my reading.

447
00:21:38,820 —> 00:21:40,820
I’m sorry, Leela.

448
00:21:40,820 —> 00:21:42,820
You must be pretty disappointed in me.

449
00:21:42,820 —> 00:21:43,820
No.

450
00:21:43,820 —> 00:21:45,820
I’m just glad you’re okay.

451
00:21:45,820 —> 00:21:49,820
And I promise I’ll never be supportive again.

452
00:21:49,820 —> 00:21:50,820
Thanks, Leela.

453
00:21:50,820 —> 00:21:53,820
You know, I really did try to achieve my goal.

454
00:21:53,820 —> 00:21:55,820
I even turned up the playback to double speed,

455
00:21:55,820 —> 00:21:58,820
but I just couldn’t get through the last few episodes.

456
00:21:58,820 —> 00:22:00,820
I mean, they were unwatchable.

457
00:22:00,820 —> 00:22:02,820
The writing and the executive producing

458
00:22:02,820 —> 00:22:04,820
really went downhill towards the end.

459
00:22:04,820 —> 00:22:06,820
Hey, I may not be a great writer,

460
00:22:06,820 —> 00:22:09,820
but at least I filled the allotted airtime.

461
00:22:09,820 —> 00:22:11,820
To the second.

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00:22:11,820 —> 00:22:12,820
Made in black.

463
00:22:16,820 —> 00:22:18,820
We now go live to the White House

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00:22:18,820 —> 00:22:21,820
for the presidential summit on the dangers of streaming television.

465
00:22:21,820 —> 00:22:24,820
I understand it’s destroying our young people.

466
00:22:25,820 —> 00:22:27,820
That is my job!

467
00:22:30,820 —> 00:22:33,820
Now, Mr. Frye, I understand you recently

468
00:22:33,820 —> 00:22:36,820
endured a terrible ordeal while doing something

469
00:22:36,820 —> 00:22:39,820
stupid involving streaming television.

470
00:22:39,820 —> 00:22:40,820
That’s right, Your Majesty.

471
00:22:40,820 —> 00:22:43,820
And what lesson, if any, did you learn?

472
00:22:43,820 —> 00:22:45,820
Well, first, I guess, don’t reboot a show

473
00:22:45,820 —> 00:22:48,820
if the quality isn’t gonna be there.

474
00:22:51,820 —> 00:22:54,820
But more importantly, let me say this.

475
00:22:54,820 —> 00:22:56,820
Viewers must binge responsibly,

476
00:22:56,820 —> 00:22:59,820
the same way they smoke cigarettes or drink bleach.

477
00:22:59,820 —> 00:23:01,820
In my opinion, they must stream

478
00:23:01,820 —> 00:23:05,820
no more than ten episodes in a row.

479
00:23:05,820 —> 00:23:07,820
And no less.

480
00:23:09,820 —> 00:23:12,820
But it’s not just the viewer’s responsibility.

481
00:23:12,820 —> 00:23:15,820
Any TV show that truly cares about its audience

482
00:23:15,820 —> 00:23:18,820
that loves and respects them should.

483
00:23:18,820 —> 00:23:22,820
No, must be canceled every few years.

484
00:23:22,820 —> 00:23:25,820
It’s simply the right thing to do.

485
00:23:25,820 —> 00:23:28,820
The cat! The cat! The cat!

486
00:23:28,820 —> 00:23:30,820
Thank you.

487
00:23:32,820 —> 00:23:36,820
Sobering thoughts from some drug-addled weirdo.

488
00:23:36,820 —> 00:23:40,820
Good night, God bless Earth and Aru.

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